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Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)


Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
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Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)


Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)


"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
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Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
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Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
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Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)


"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
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Submitted: 10-20-2011 01:25 by @arithealien Comments (0)


"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)


"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
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Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
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Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)


Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 14:31 by Green Lantern Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:00 Comments (0)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


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