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"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)


Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)


Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
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Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
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Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)


"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
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Submitted: 10-20-2011 01:25 by @arithealien Comments (0)


"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)


"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
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Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
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Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:00 Comments (0)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:33 Comments (0)


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