Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?

Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)

"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)

Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love

Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..

Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)

Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:12 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:59 Comments (0)

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.

Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)

Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...

Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!

Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)

Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.

Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)