Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"

Submitted: 10-21-2011 17:52 by @SavedByTheBiebs Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-25-2012 16:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!

Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:13 Comments (0)

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:58 Comments (0)

Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)

Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?

Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)

"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)

"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)

Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.

Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)

In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there

Submitted: 06-17-2012 16:03 Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 06-14-2012 11:28 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

Submitted: 05-21-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)

Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love

Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)