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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible
Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love