Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)

"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)

"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."

Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."

Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 04-25-2011 17:52 by NYCBOII123 Comments (0)

KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."

Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:57 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy

Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.

Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)

We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!

Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)

Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:09 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)

I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks

Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)

The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)

"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"

Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)