Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."

Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy

Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.

Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)

We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!

Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)

I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks

Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:57 Comments (0)

The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)

"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"

Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!

Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:13 Comments (0)

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:58 Comments (0)

Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"

Submitted: 10-21-2011 17:52 by @SavedByTheBiebs Comments (0)

Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-25-2012 16:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)

Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?

Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)