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Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
"When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the a$$, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. "
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!
"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
When life give Chuck Norris lemons, he makes an apple pie, and it'll be the best damn steak you'll ever eat!!!