Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)

Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom

Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)

"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)

Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...

Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"

Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!

Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!

Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."

Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."

Submitted: 11-04-2010 19:18 by Chuck | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

wondering what Chuck Norris would do?

Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.

Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...

Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...

Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris

Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Chuck Norris chucked an orange

Submitted: 07-29-2019 05:45 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.

Submitted: 01-20-2019 13:32 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.

Submitted: 10-06-2018 11:15 Comments (0)

Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....

Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)