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"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)


Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)


SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 Comments (0)


"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)


wondering what Chuck Norris would do?
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Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...
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Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...
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Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!
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Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
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Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."
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Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."
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Submitted: 11-04-2010 19:18 by Chuck | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....
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Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)


Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
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Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)


When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)


The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)


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