Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """

Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)

Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)

Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom

Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)

"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)

David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.

Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"

Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."

Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."

Submitted: 11-04-2010 19:18 by Chuck | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...

Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...

Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!

Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)