Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris is a wrecking machine.you don't believe me?Try touching with his hairy chest.Oh God,you are so dead

Submitted: 10-04-2020 18:38 by keltik Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have covid 19 , Covid has Chuck Norris 19

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:39 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once got shot ,After 17 long painful hours, The Gun died

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can speak braille. ~Book of Chuck 3: 14

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:05 Comments (0)

Nothing Rhymes with Orange, Except Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris: Stop. Putin: Ok.

Submitted: 04-18-2022 01:18 Comments (0)

The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.

Submitted: 01-08-2023 16:23 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)