Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris

Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases

Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."

Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"

Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)

"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""

Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)

"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."

Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)

"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"

Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)

Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.

Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra

Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)

Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face

Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)

This status has been removed by Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)

"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."

Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.

Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)

Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?

Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)

Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P

Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)