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"Please.....Chuck Norris is no superman"". He is not even a good actor!"""
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 09:09 Comments (0)


Who the fcuk is Chuck Norris?
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:09 Comments (0)


CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!
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Submitted: 03-06-2011 01:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-04-2011 08:04 by rouxmia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris sleeps he sleeps with one eye open cause he knows I will get him.
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 12:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


How the hell did Chuck Norris become so important?
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Submitted: 11-09-2010 12:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!
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Submitted: 07-07-2010 16:37 by sloney | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


They still haven't fixed that oil leak?! Has anyone even slightly considered calling Chuck Norris for this?
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Submitted: 06-04-2010 11:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 22:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-25-2009 01:21 by paul barnes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


You know what??? if these face book quizzes were right then this would be my life. 1.) have heart surgery cause my heart is blue 2.)get kissed tomorrow 3.)get in a fight with Chuck Norris on my team vs. t pain and sacky 4.)save the world from the zombie..
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Submitted: 10-19-2009 22:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-10-2009 14:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!
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Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)


By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.
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Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)


Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
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Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)


....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
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Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


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