Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris FTW!!

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)

Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-01-2010 22:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position

Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""

Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)

What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???

Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris' ass whooped by Sandy.

Submitted: 10-29-2012 10:59 Comments (0)

OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:18 Comments (0)

Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)

"Please.....Chuck Norris is no superman"". He is not even a good actor!"""

Submitted: 12-13-2011 09:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Who the fcuk is Chuck Norris?

Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!

Submitted: 03-06-2011 01:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-04-2011 08:04 by rouxmia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris sleeps he sleeps with one eye open cause he knows I will get him.

Submitted: 01-06-2011 12:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

How the hell did Chuck Norris become so important?

Submitted: 11-09-2010 12:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!

Submitted: 07-07-2010 16:37 by sloney | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

They still haven't fixed that oil leak?! Has anyone even slightly considered calling Chuck Norris for this?

Submitted: 06-04-2010 11:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"

Submitted: 06-02-2010 22:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-25-2009 01:21 by paul barnes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

You know what??? if these face book quizzes were right then this would be my life. 1.) have heart surgery cause my heart is blue 2.)get kissed tomorrow 3.)get in a fight with Chuck Norris on my team vs. t pain and sacky 4.)save the world from the zombie..

Submitted: 10-19-2009 22:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)