Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...

Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""

Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands

Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)

"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"

Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)

The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)

This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris

Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position

Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases

Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)

Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...

Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."

Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"

Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)

"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""

Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)

"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."

Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)

"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"

Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)

Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.

Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra

Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)