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The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"
Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)
The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)
This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)
Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position
Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 Comments (0)
When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...
Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)
"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra