Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"

Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)

Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.

Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.

Submitted: 03-02-2011 08:34 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call

Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)

In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.

Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)

^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o

Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.

Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)

"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)

How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?

Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)

Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once donated 5 gallons of blood to Red Cross, none of it was his."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 by still Carolynn Comments (0)

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)