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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris