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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
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Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)


Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)


I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
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Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)


"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)


"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)


Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
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Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:52 Comments (0)


A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)


The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)


If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)


"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
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Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
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Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)


Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


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