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Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.
"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""