Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love

Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)

Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..

Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)

Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...

Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:12 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:59 Comments (0)

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:25 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.

Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)

Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!

Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)

"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "

Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)

"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"

Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)

Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO

Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)

Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.

Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!

Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.

Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."

Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)