Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-08-2012 07:13 Comments (0)

If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.

Submitted: 11-18-2013 03:13 Comments (0)

"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""

Submitted: 10-04-2011 15:43 Comments (0)

There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!

Submitted: 01-30-2012 16:08 by Gary Comments (0)

This status is Chuck Norris approved.

Submitted: 09-11-2012 14:07 by Ishnae Comments (0)

"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:02 Comments (0)

Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)

The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you

Submitted: 02-12-2014 22:44 Comments (0)

"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."

Submitted: 04-10-2011 17:32 by Desttiiny Comments (0)

"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"

Submitted: 10-29-2011 02:18 by jessica mollett Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"

Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:28 Comments (0)

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "

Submitted: 10-28-2011 21:51 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!

Submitted: 11-21-2011 09:33 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born

Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)