Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

wondering what Chuck Norris would do?

Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...

Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...

Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris

Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

I just heard that Chuck Norris made the Coronavirus sick

Submitted: 03-13-2020 16:28 Comments (0)

Has anyone tried contacting Chuck Norris about defeating this virus?

Submitted: 03-12-2020 09:11 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris chucked an orange

Submitted: 07-29-2019 05:45 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.

Submitted: 01-20-2019 13:32 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.

Submitted: 10-06-2018 11:15 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.

Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)

When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)

The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris didn't really die. He just went to heaven and expanded his territory.

Submitted: 03-21-2026 15:50 Comments (0)

The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.

Submitted: 01-08-2023 16:23 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)