Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """

Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)

watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life

Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)

Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)

Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom

Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)

"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)

Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...

Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...

Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!

Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!

Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

wondering what Chuck Norris would do?

Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...

Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.

Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)