Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”

Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)

"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"

Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)

I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)

"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)

I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol

Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)

@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """

Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.

Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)