Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?

Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)

"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"

Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)

Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)

It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!

Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)