Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat

Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face

Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.

Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming

Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)

Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)

I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it

Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)

The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...

Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands

Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)

Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)

If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)