That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you say something loudly and the whole room goes dead silent.

That awkward when you read"moment" yet it wasn't eventhere.

your FB stalking someone and you accidently click the like bottu n

your sarcasm is so second nature people actually think you are stupid

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

your prince finally arrives but he's from Nigeria.

.. The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls arepregnant...

post the funniest message on fb and don't get a like or a comment

your messaging someone and while your typing they log off facebook

you are watching movies with your parents and a sex scene came up..

you eat a pinapple and think I'm eating spongebobs house

someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..

someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it

you realize that your zipper has been down all morning and you think back to all the people you have had contact with since then.

awkward moment, when you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you.

you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you

The your chair makes a farting noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again.

the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

you change your Facebook status to ''single'' and your ex 'Likes' it.