That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

The halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you give a mint to a person with a horrible bad breath....they take it, then put it in their pocket!

you wave at someone who was waving at the person behind you.

you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

two pedophiles, both pretending to be kids arrange a meeting over Facebook and then meet up

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing

you chase someone down the street, tap them on the shoulder only to realize its not who you thought it was

you go to give someone a hi-five and as they blink they pass you up and leave you hi and dry...put your arm down : (

you are at a red light and you look at the person next to you and they're already looking at you

you aren't your best friend's best friend.

you realize that a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

you realize your zipper is undone.

you are late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

you are the at the club and the white girl dances better than the black girl..

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

someone points out a big grey wood tick on you

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

the someone says ''you two should go out!''

you see your bus coming and you start running like a race horse only to make it right on time for the driver to shut the door on your FACE and the awkward honk goodbye from the bus driver