That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you're wearing Nike's and can't do it.

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

your at the gas station buying condoms, and your mom works the front counter.

you go to this kid's b day party, and you and the kid are the only people there

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

a guy walks in to Victoria's Secret

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

when you ask someone what idk stsnds for and they reply “i don't know” and you get mad at them cause they dont know but then you relize it actually means I dont know LMAO C:

you lean your chair back further than you expected, and you have a mini heatr attack.

you get in the van and there's no candy.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have to be with someone you don't like

you enter middle school an dont know where to go

you're like "WHO THE FKUCK TOOK MY...wait nvm here it is."

Some one is waving at some one behind you and you think there waving at you so you wave back

a colleague shows up to work on Monday morning with a blackeye and the first thing you say is "Good Morning, Look like you had an eye-opening experience this weekend"

Pakistan does not win any medals in the Olympics for 'shooting'

your 10 minutes into a porno and realize there's no girls in it....