That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

you laugh at a Chuck Norris joke 8(

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!