That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

your dad starts sending you emoticons

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.