That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

......That awkward moment when Eminem buys a bag of Skittles from the gas station.

the you see your mom on red tube

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents