That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

a fat kid says that's how I roll

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you laugh at a Chuck Norris joke 8(