That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

you laugh at a Chuck Norris joke 8(

your girl friend call another guy

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.