That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.

I hate that awkward moment when a dumb b!tch likes a Facebook page called "I Hate Dumb B!tches."

you smile, but the world doesn't stop and stare for awhile -_-

you lock eyes with somebody you know when shopping, and you both quickly turn away pretending you didn't see each other.

your iPhone makes a really dirty autocorrect to your mother..

you really wanna post an "awkward moment" but can't think of anything that hasn't been said.

you lock eyes with somebody you know when shopping, and you both quickly turn away pretending you didn't see each other.

you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're so hilarious.

I hate that awkward moment when I forget to turn my swag off at night and wake up covered in b!tches.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone really hot talks to you and you suddenly forget what language you spea

you struggle to open the door at the gym

That awkward moment you feel like you're about to have sex, you pull your pants off then she says I dont think this is a good idea...lol

ur on a date and think you guys are having a moment and move in for the kiss and all you here from here mouth is...what are you doing?...lol

you type HO instead of HI.

you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

......That awkward moment when Eminem buys a bag of Skittles from the gas station.

an emo kid walks into McDonalds and orders a Happy Meal.

a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.

I'm at that awkward stage where I have the wardrobe of a skateboarder and the hairline of someone who yells at skateboarders.