That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you realize that you have wasted 3 minutes of your life reading this garbage

you're watching "Soul Plane" with your kids and tea-bagging is explained...in full detail...

DJ Khaled loses

When your wife says let's do it like they do in the movies and when your about to cum you pull out and unload in her face and she screams at you and you realize you don't watch the same kind of movies!!!!

You see someone you know and you both make eye contact then don't say anything to each other.

that awkward moment one is playing scrabble with his parents, the word "ex" and "pen" are on the table and you have 2 s's and an i!

the guy you like asks out the girl next to you who just happens to be you bestfriend who just happens to know you like him and says yes despite you stsnding right there...

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

you're reading awkward moments and a stalker says, yea that happens to you a lot..

you take a nap & wake up the next day

wakin up next to ur best frend the morning after you both got pissed drunk and made out the nyt before...

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

you try to end a conversation with your mom and they reply ''that's what she said

you wipe your @ss and your finger rips through the toilet paper........and you still smell your finger.

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho