That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

You blink when the picture's taken

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

awkward moment...When you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out..

That Awkward Moment a girl accuses you of being her 1 yr old child father and you had a Vasectomy for 3 yrs

you are tagged in a sonogram photo on Maury Povich's Facebook page!!

you use the bathroom at a restaurant and another person walks into the stall next to thinking they're all alone, so they comment on how their vigina looks like a crime scene...

awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours