That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

awkward moment...When you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out..

That Awkward Moment a girl accuses you of being her 1 yr old child father and you had a Vasectomy for 3 yrs

you use the bathroom at a restaurant and another person walks into the stall next to thinking they're all alone, so they comment on how their vigina looks like a crime scene...

you are tagged in a sonogram photo on Maury Povich's Facebook page!!

awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours