That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

your girl friend call another guy

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends