That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

You blink when the picture's taken

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

your dad starts sending you emoticons

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".