That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look