That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

your girl friend call another guy

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look