That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”