That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

You blink when the picture's taken

you laugh at a Chuck Norris joke 8(

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

your dad starts sending you emoticons

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.