That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

You see someone you know and you both make eye contact then don't say anything to each other.

you can't think of any awkward moments.

you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body........

a sucide bomber finds out there are no virgins

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it.

you wake up on 22 December 2012 and realise you have 5 years of baked beans supply and no cash...

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

you fall assleep at night and wake up at 2 in the morning

Adele finds someone like you

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

you go to this kid's b day party, and you and the kid are the only people there

you cook a DiGiorno Pizza in the oven and nobody questions you about the delivery."

girls are wearing more makeup than clothes..

your friend say something jokingly about you but it’s secretly true!!! Nun

your late and everybody's staring at you. "DAFUQ? I'm not a murderer!"

you post a status on Facebook and no one likes it 2 days later. You delete the post!

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

your dad starts sending you emoticons