That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

I hate that awkward moment when I forget to turn my swag off at night and wake up covered in b!tches.

you like a girl who has been treated like shit by her ex so she is scared to go back into relationships. Asss holeeee.

the cashier tells the lady infront of me to stay dry...when all she bought was maxi pads.

you get off the freeway and stop next to a homeless guy

you are facebook stalking someone and they walk up behind you.

a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.

you're reading awkward moments and a stalker says, yea that happens to you a lot..

wakin up next to ur best frend the morning after you both got pissed drunk and made out the nyt before...

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

you end the phone conversation with your friend with love you

Adele finds someone like you

some weirder than you is dating and your still single. then you walk past and threre making out

someone near you has really bad BO and you think its yourself that smells

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

somebody deletes your comment.

the guy who just finished blowing you gets up and tries to kiss you.

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

Watching the awkward episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...