That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body........

a sucide bomber finds out there are no virgins

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

You see someone you know and you both make eye contact then don't say anything to each other.

you can't think of any awkward moments.

you wake up on 22 December 2012 and realise you have 5 years of baked beans supply and no cash...

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

Adele finds someone like you

you cook a DiGiorno Pizza in the oven and nobody questions you about the delivery."

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

you go to this kid's b day party, and you and the kid are the only people there

you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it.

you fall assleep at night and wake up at 2 in the morning

you post a status on Facebook and no one likes it 2 days later. You delete the post!

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

you post a funny status but the statuses right before and after yours are much funnier and get more likes.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!