That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

there's an earthquake in Harlem

you realize you can already tell which of your friends are going to grow up to be crazy cat ladies.

When ua scolded by ua mom.. N right aftr that you go out n see people smiling at u..

When.. you take ur gf to a park n you see ur ex n her bf..

an ugly girl catches you staring at her cleavage.

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body........

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

Republicans complain that African-Americans receive more foodstamp benefits than white people. Black people who receive benefits: 22% White people: 34% Lol. Whoops.

a sucide bomber finds out there are no virgins

That awkward mo... when you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are.

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

Watching the awkward episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...

you post a funny status but the statuses right before and after yours are much funnier and get more likes.

your Nobel Peace Prize Winning President won’t promise NOT to kill US citizens? Martin Luther King: I HAVE A DREAM. Obama: I HAVE A DRONE.

you decide to shave your *ss in the shower, you turn around and find that you clogged the drain

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

Thatr awkward moment when your visiting a foreign country and your Presidential Limo breaks down and gets towed away