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X says Man says to his friend, “If I slept with your wife while you were at work got her pregnant would that make us related?” Friend replies, "Gee I dunno about related, but I know it would make us even"
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←Rate | 11-30-2011 06:29 by Czovczov | Tags: Auto-Filtered

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Carl
Wednesday February 20, 2013 @ 09:59 AM

Wonder how often that really happens

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