Funny Status Message #65949
X I'm only speeding because I really have to poop.

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- # 113096 Officer I'm not trying to be a jack ass but if you caught me speeding dosn't that mean you were speeding to?
- # 47713 i was moving with the flow of speeding traffic and got pulled over,i asked the cop "why me,everyone was speeding" cop asked "have you ever been fishing?" I said "sure". cop replies "ever catch them all".... well played Law Dog,well played
- # 129389 FACT: that dog can walk on its own, professional dog walkers. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a professional poop collector.
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