Funny Status Message #59707
X My alarm jolted me awake this morning. I hit the snooze button. When it startled me again ten minutes later I threw it across the room and fell right back to sleep. Ten minutes later my girlfriend's cat jumped up onto my chest meowing... Sorry kitty.
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←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:37 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved , noads
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