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X I haven't dated Miss Right yet, but I have dated Miss Guided, Miss Directed, Miss Conduct, Miss Fire, Miss Demeanor, & Miss Ellaneous.
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←Rate | 04-15-2011 21:34 by Gman | Tags: Approved

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Thursday April 21, 2011 @ 02:40 PM

Miss Read he just completely messed that one up, or that time when he thought he had crabs with Miss Diagnose. Can't forget about that one he said was a hottie till he saw her again Miss Remembered.

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