Funny Status Message #50264
X says May the road stay straight when the driving is up to you May you not get pulled over after you have thrown back a few May the sun rise and not find you still flat on you face And may the rain hold off until you can crawl into your place Cheers.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 91281 Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"
- # 116662 Driving down the road and I see a sign that says "Speed Inforced By Aircraft" So I went a little faster....how cool would it be to get pulled over by a plane?
- # 154009 I was wondering if Nik Wallenda gets ordered to walk a straight line when he gets pulled over for suspicion of drinking and driving?
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
