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X says I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear. Guess she heard her killer coming.
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←Rate | 01-09-2011 23:33 by Valerie | Tags: Approved

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Thursday October 22, 2015 @ 09:33 AM

My wife likes it in the ear ... every time I go to stick it in her mouth , she turns her head !

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