Funny Status Message #37269

But you can have both. Have you read my posts ?!

All I gotta say is.... ;)

Yes.."Hooker25" we all know who you are! and its a tad bit annoying, the way you stalking Rounders! thats my job and I was first...but im not pathetic enough to offer my email address!

Rather than stalking me, perhaps you could add my status messages for me... The spineless site administrators have removed my access for some reason. It can't be because of foul language so I can only assume it's because I'm English ! So much for the "special relationship".... ROUNDERS IS INNOCENT !!!

Sure Rounders...anyng for you!!thi

I meant...Sure Rounders...anything for you!! wow that was retarted!! sorry

*retarded!! maybe i should just stop!! see what you do to me rounders!!

Perhaps you and Heather25 should arrange a mud wrestling competition. The winner gets the key to my heart !

Yup..definitely not American..offering only your heart to 2 girls mud wrestling!! Oh Rounders..what am I gonna do with you?? Too sweet! =)

Being too nice as always been my main (only ?) failing....Us Englishmen are such gentlemen .... ;-)

Witty and sweet...so whats your email address anyway...perfectman[at]mydreams.com?

No - its roundersistheperfectman[at]mydreams.com. I can see us two living happily ever after together, but don't mention it to Heather because she gets a bit jealous...

Heather who??!! Anyway so why Rounders? Do you play the game?

No - it was a ironic reference to the fact that in England only schoolgirls play what you refer to as baseball.... Please don't let my hatred of crap American sports (American football being the worst) tarnish our relationship. After all, I'm the first to acknowledge that we have crap sports too. Anyone for cricket ? No, me neither....

[at] Hater25....POINT? Was there actually a point to all that mumbo jumbo? Good thing "COGNITIVE" (cognitional isnt even a word!) skills arent based on knowledge!..orthogonal..ok now we r talking about geometry!? wow..CUPCAKE...did u hurt your tiny little brain using all those big words? its ok u must be a blonde! poor dear..as for you Rounders..not a big sports fan myself...but i do love UFC!

I'm such an ass-but it's fun. Does it "sound" like I'm crumbling? Well, I'm NOT really interested in SOME of your opinions-as you've been found not to be incredible or smart already. As for me? Well, to put it bluntly, I have an ego, I'm a smart ass, and there's nothing
in the world I don't think I can do, if given the opportunity. Anything I have EVER failed in - I tried again and have been successful at it - except being married. But hey - one of these days, I'll do that too! Besides, nobody's perfect, right? My wish for YOU is - get some help NOW. STOP punishing yourself - NOW. Stop allowing people to take advantage of you. Nobody's perfect. If you continue to gravitate to only those who say you're the "greatest thing since sliced bread" - now - you will never become a better person. People will say ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. It takes a STRONG person to say what you NEED TO HEAR. Ya ready?? GO to school-READ a book! WE ALL have things to work on DAILY. You have been used - because nobody likes a winner-and you're left holding the bag. Just stop. You have merely attempted to discredit me with your "professional opinion aye?? I apologize if that isn't enough for me. Before I or anyone else with half a brain excepts a medical diagnoses from you, especially about someone whom you've never met, you would need more credentials then what you currently posses. And really - you think no different in that regard. Allow me to prove that to you.
I'm thinking you wouldn't allow someone without a medical degree to make a medical diagnosis and then perform any type of medical procedure on you, right? (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt)
Well - given the above - I think I'll take the opinions of the EDUCATED and TRAINED Psychiatric Professionals when it comes to my mental stability - K?

All I heard was..blah blah blah...im a high school drop out trying to sound smart...blah blah blah! (which, by the way is not working) honey i'm trying to stop you from making a bigger donkey of yourself!! you're not making any sense! I bet it's safe to say you heard that from your husband alot too! "What are you talking about Heather??!!"..Does that sound familiar? so here is somthing YOU need to hear..SHUT UP!! I bet if you got lock jaw..your tongue would beat your brains out!! good luck at your next nut doctor visit!!

Heather - I read your post and it spelled "bunny boiler" to me. Sorry !

Heather..you know..syphilis left untreated can turn in2 psychosis! i think its a little late to rapair the damage thats been done..but maybe u should get treated before u go blind or become paralyzed!

Rounders, I banned you from submitting status messages because you don't submit status messages.. you submit comments about the site which aren't funny... If I look at a log of your submissions, every single one was against the rules. There's a place for comments and it's not the status message form.