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X Man said, "Lord... Why did ya make women so dang pretty?" The Lord replied, "So you would like them." Then the man said, "Lord, then why did you make them so dang dumb?" The Lord replied, "So they would like you too."
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←Rate | 08-01-2010 18:32 | Tags: Approved

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Monday August 2, 2010 @ 12:57 PM

Not sure who that is more offensive too, LOL

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