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X I kissed a girl on the playground in the summer of '96. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
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# 26588 I loved once.. She was my first kiss, it was on the swingset in the park. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
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# 336 tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

←Rate | 06-29-2010 12:20 by Dylan Bosch | Tags: Approved , noads

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