Funny Status Message #203995

X is WOW!!! I bought an umbrella today and it started raining almost immediately. Now on the way to buy a pack of condoms !!!
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# 54650 Wondering - will there EVER be a day when it's raining that my mouth says 'Umbrella'.... and my mind doesn't immediately follow with 'ella ella eh eh eh' ☂ ☂ ☂ ☂ Thanks for the mind games, Rihanna!!!
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←Rate | 10-27-2021 14:03 by rickfox

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