Funny Status Message #193235

X says I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I’m the only snack in this house...
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# 28499 There's nothing I hate worse than coming home drunk, needing to piss really bad and.... finding the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes.
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# 72553 I don't smoke pot. But hang with people who do. They have great snack ideas, and if you're broke, it is a good group to hang out with for a free meal. If all they're stoned, just start talking about pizza, or fried chicken. Snack time!

←Rate | 08-08-2019 06:03

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