Funny Status Message #191062
X says After the 7th day of January. Please keep your "Happy New Year" messages to yourself. We probably, have already cried, been depressed, been angry at someone, eaten leftover food more than once and paid an unexpected bill. It's no longer new or happy.

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Monday January 7, 2019 @ 06:05 PM
Happy New Year
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Sunday January 6, 2019 @ 03:02 PM
As long as trump is president, it will never be a happy new year.