Funny Status Message #185808

X says How much extra is it for the stripper to touch your heart?
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# 71769 Touch someone's hand and you make them smile. Touch their heart and you make them cry. Touch their @ss and you get hit with sexual assault charges.
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# 31239 If anyone has trouble finding the key to my heart, I keep an extra set under the stones in my kidney.

←Rate | 04-26-2018 22:58

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