Funny Status Message #184814
X says I was always told, "KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!" And ever since I received that sage advice, I've never lost my house or car keys!
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- # 46704 believes it was Plato who once shared this sage advice: You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin'
- # 94819 "Fight fire with fire" - unequivocally the worst advice I have ever received. My house just burned even faster.
- # 4387 remembers when we lost the keys and you lost more than that in my back seat, baby!
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