Funny Status Message #179039

X says It's hotter outside than a Salma Hayek lap dance.
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# 193072 Took a step outside. Whew! Hotter than a Salma Hayek lap dance. I'm going back indoors.
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# 200543 Some dance to remember, some dance to forget, some dance because the swamp witch’s curse compels them to, and you can usually pick those ones out right away

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