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	 X says Amazon is buying Whole Foods for $13 billion. Ironically I think I spend $13 billion at Whole Foods also.	
 
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	Ray
Tuesday June 20, 2017 @ 05:24 PM
Tuesday June 20, 2017 @ 05:24 PM
HAHA, That's so true! I'm a broke ass redneck. I'm dumb as Pig sh!t too.
		
	TROLLMASTER
Wednesday June 21, 2017 @ 07:59 AM
Wednesday June 21, 2017 @ 07:59 AM
Lame
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Monday June 19, 2017 @ 11:43 AM
Rednecks can't afford to go shopping at Whole Foods. Plus, Whole Foods don't sell pork rinds in a can for rednecks.