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X says Egg Nog is the perfect holiday drink for when you don't feel like breathing out of your mouth for a few hours.
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# 164780 You should always give your wine room to breathe. If you notice it's not breathing, place your lips on the bottle and administer mouth to mouth.

←Rate | 12-13-2016 04:48

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