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X I'm more like Elvis than most Elvis impersonators. I look nothing like him. I dress nothing like him. I sing nothing like him. It's just that women throw their underwear at me. I live in a dryer.
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←Rate | 11-28-2016 21:15 by Mc The Quick
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