Funny Status Message #164305

X says Bernie Sanders found my Mom's iPhone and keeps Facetiming me saying he's going to pay for my college.
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# 165626 College student: I just graduated and can't find a job. I'll go back to school. Bernie Sanders; The economy is terrible and there are no jobs, let's send everyone to free college!
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# 164975 Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.

←Rate | 02-14-2016 03:16

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